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baby crying escape mall retro santa toddler - 5562927104
By jacqui mcgee
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Just look at these kids. They know not that no matter what they do they will never escape the icy grip of Santa's hoary paws. They may cry and squirm, but there's nothing they can do to escape. Santa has taken them as his own, and for them we weep.

Or laugh. That too.

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The thing about Santa is that he doesn't get Sketchy overnight. Santas go through a gradated process of becoming more and more sketchy, from tired to high to full on Santa-rage. Check out the progression here!

baby crying derp face mall santa scared tears - 4237912064
By Unknown
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Look at all these amazing gifts that people are giving to Santa! Oh wait, nope, those are just more crying babies. Some day Santa, some day someone will appreciate you and all the hard work you put in to the holiday season. Until then, more tears.

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By Unknown
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Never let them tell you that you're too old to sit on Santa's lap. Sketchy is good for all ages, as these kids-at-heart show us right here.