That addiction isn't so strange, actually. It's a well-known disorder and the people who suffer from it are called "Lolitas."
Although it looks like you suffer from a mild case of the cirrhosis.
The zoo's newest attraction, people-watching!
Because I really think you're holding yourself back by wearing just three. If you really push yourself, you could probably wear about five or six.
What an interesting place to put all that blood.