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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.

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A Healthy Dose of Fitness Motivation (No Pun Intended)

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Grammar Matters, Kids!

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Calories Aren't the Only Thing He's Burning

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How Does This Happen?

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Raising the Bar on Bar Names

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Sometimes I Do Two Marathons in a Row

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A Good Exercise Plan Gone Wrong

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Point Taken

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"Summer" Body

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So Much for That New Year's Resolution

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Running Does the Body Good

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Telling Her What She's Doing is Useless Isn't Being Supportive?

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New Year, New D'oh

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Get That Hydrating Crap Outta Here, Jill

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