I'll take 6 to go.
These are instructions for an air-soft pellet gun I purchased years ago. These instructions are worth way more than the actual gun. "It as much fun as Sprash Mountain at Disney Rand!!!"!
According to the submitter, this shirt was found in a shopping mall in the Philippines. Given the circumstances, this could be a very good pun or pretty prime example of Engrish at work. So...
"What should I shoot him with?" ... ... ... That's Right! A Superior Gun!
I found this at a dollar store. Extras in bottom right-hand corner say:
-built in missile holder
-cock & fure missile launcher