Who would want to live basically on Mordor's front doorstep?
Nope, it doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
"Ahh. Ol' usual, ey?"
See, even us Finns think Australia is üuppsiid down!
"Hold on theeea, mate. No chest stabbing. You know why."
"You're right. How could I be so insensitive?"
They're such straight shooters that you'd figure they were on railroad tracks or something!