I can't BELIZE how immature some people can be!
Pull yourself up by your bootstraps!
BAD IKEA! THERE WILL BE NO CJOLLIDING OF THJE HJADRONS TJODAY!
I guess broken English is as good as any when you're working with cows.
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Or, "Locked Up in Prison Like a Sir."