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Cheating Boyfriend Gets Caught By Girlfriend In Stupid Text Exchange, Gets Savagely Destroyed

Ah, good 'ol Spring Break has just about near rolled around. A time to take things south of the border --- lethal amounts of tequila and other illicit substances in tow, to chase down reckless decisions, break things, Snapchat all of it, no ragrets, and all the while do everything within one's perpetual drunken capacity to not get locked up in a Mexican prison cell alongside a Wino that has a biblical case of swampass. Our shitshow couple of the day, clearly failed to keep things together; and unfaithful boyfriend definitely kicked the hornet's nest when he strayed out the boundaries of a faithfulness.

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that's a lot of people looking for a hook up
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Via GQ: 

That's right—during spring break, Tinder usage on South Padre Island, Texas spikes nearly 2,500 percent. Call it the obvious winner (and, we suppose, loser) here. As of the 2010 census, the island was permanent home to just over 2,800 infinitely patient souls—but it swells to become essentially a small city each March. At its peak, 50,000 students have their run of the place, and from the looks of it, they're all on Tinder.

New Orleans and Miami might post numbers that look pitiful, but that's still up 25 percent, and it's because Tinder usage there is extremely strong throughout the year—and because those cities host what is essentially a year-round spring break. Boulder, meanwhile, gets our vote for Unexpectedly Horniest Place on the Planet.