Poor guy was out there trying to surprise his loved one with a few cute and adorable, and *tiny Snorlaxes; but dang, did he happen upon a rude awakening, when those larger than life plush lords showed up. And based off his posting to an Ebay-like site, Carousell, the stakes for him selling these guys could not have been higher...
snorlax
By Unknown
Even after using all your best moves, it's not very effective. Your path is blocked, unless you can play the flute. Ladies love flutes.
Purchase through Etsy.
