pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

Awww Yea

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Everyone Needs a Little Help Starting Out

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Justin Bieber Becomes a Pick-Up Artist

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Love and Firefly

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Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines Feel Strange

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Nice to Meet You

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Voldemort Knows How to Get the Ladies

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I Think Carly Rae May Be On to Something

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Like a God Damn Sir

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I'll Hunger Your Games! Ugh Nevermind.

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People With Accents Have an Unfair Advantage

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Well That Was Forward

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I Bet Newton Used That Line All the Time

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I Think You Need to Work on Your Pickup Lines

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14 Wild Tinder Moments That Spotlight Craziness of Modern Day Dating World

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Sometimes You Just Got to Get Away

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