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It's National Cleavage Day! In celebration, Wonder Bra inducted 10 women into the "Cleavage Hall of Fame." This of course led to the inevitable question of "where is this wonderful hall of fame and why haven't I been there yet" from internet dwellers everywhere.

We here at Dating Fails feel as though an appropriate celebration would be Kate Upton. Enjoy!

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Yeah, she actually answers, and real talk: it's a buzzkill for us all. Turns out Verlander's too focused before the game, and too exhausted after the game.

Bro, have you not read the historical war tales of pre-battle glory that involved many a shield and sword-brandishing soldier sticking their 'other swords' into whatever woman would have them, as a ritualistic mind-clearing pick-me-up? And you're with Kate Upton! Madness.