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If jaywalking were as delicious as a chicken omelette, the cars wouldn't be able to drive for all the people in the road. Not to compare jaywalking to eating a mother with its young, but still.

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Because when you name your iPhone "hymen," it's much more fun when you drop it and tell people it's broken.