Some of you are probably asking "Why are Bob Dylan, Willie Nelson, and Neil Young still alive? They're all so old!" The answer is simple: they use their harmonica holders for more than holding harmonicas.
(Seriously though, don't drive and text)
You better stick that tongue back in your mouth right this instant. The strongest muscle in the body and also one of the most versatile, and one we probably have more control over than any other. These slippery jokes and puns will have you tongue-wagging.