...and they're not happy.
The problem is that flannel looks too good. On everyone. It's fine to wear in moderation, but when half of everyone you see on the street is wearing it, it's time to cut down. #seattleproblems
This isn't the most incomprehensible text we've had, but in case you need a bit of help for the "3 get in front of my gave," he's saying "I have obtained three items, the identity of which i choose not to disclose to you, via a front-end transaction and I gave said items away soon after said transaction."