zombie

costume,tech support,zombie
By Unknown
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"Hello, yes, the cup holder on my PC is broken and I was wondering if..."

"BRAAAAAINS"

"Excuse me? I'm not stupid, I have brains! I just wanted to know..."

"BRRRAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSS"

"This is ridiculous. I refuse to be condescended to. I'm taking my consumer dollars to your competitors."

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coffee,eating brains,need coffee,zombie
By Unknown
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Braaaaaaaaaains. Oh the coffee's ready? Sorry about that Kyle, I hope you understand why I tried to eat you. --NGN

door,lock up,sign,zombie
By Morgaan Otto
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I was getting sick of staff not locking the back door and the usual sign just wasn't up to the task.

The blood stains are a nice touch.

biotech,delivery,fedex,Hall of Fame,research,zombie
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I need help with this one. According to my exhaustive research efforts, Microbiotix exists, the address exists, and a Timothy Opperman works there. But a Department of Zombie Research? Nowhere to be found. I suspect a government cover-up.

~OLJ

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