From the submitter:
When ordering some shirts at interpunk, i requested if they could draw a zombie with a Black Flag tattoo on the box. And so they did...
"Hello, yes, the cup holder on my PC is broken and I was wondering if..."
"Excuse me? I'm not stupid, I have brains! I just wanted to know..."
"This is ridiculous. I refuse to be condescended to. I'm taking my consumer dollars to your competitors."