They say sex sells, but what else starts with 'S' and ends with 'ex?' SKRILLEX! Wrap your stupid face around the new improved type of commercial, then go out and drain your bank account to buy our useless crap! Courtesy of bass that drops harder and faster than your credit score!
Pleated-Jeans' Jeff Wysaski heads to Lowe's for another round of improving the names of household objects. Because let's be honest, why call it picnic table when you can call it an "elevated food floor?"
In 2013, we were promised flying cars. Somewhere along the way, someone took that memo and scribbled all over it as a practical joke. Science took the graffiti seriously, and now we have flying pizza delivery drones instead. Thanks, Science.