Boomers! Have you recently hired a whiny, entitled, passive-aggressive, constantly offended new coworker who has an odd mixture of shaky self-esteem and an inflated sense of expertise brought about by years of having information and encyclopedic knowledge at their fingertips on the internet? Then this is the training video for you!
Show them how to do what Boomers do best, like:
Showing up on time!
Staying awake at early morning meetings!
Carrying out simple repetitive office tasks!
Buying a house at age 23!
Tanking the economy!
Eliminating sociocultural safety structures for poor people!
Pleated-Jeans' Jeff Wysaski heads to Lowe's for another round of improving the names of household objects. Because let's be honest, why call it picnic table when you can call it an "elevated food floor?"