Squeezing Some Beats Out of Soulless Drudgery

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I've never seen anyone happier than Miss Jones - Debbie - to use a xerox. Maybe there's some subliminal connection between the word "reproduce" and what the society of the '50s has told her is her life's purpose.

Stormtroopers on Break

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star wars,stormtrooper,xerox
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I thought only jedis could use the fax.

Man, Even Those Photocopies Would Hurt if You Stepped on Them

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copier,copy machine,lego,stepping on legos,xerox
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I never thought that paper could cause an injury more painful than a papercut. Color me surprised, I guess! If it's a black and white copier though, don't bother...

April Fools: Voice Commands

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april fools,Command,copier,prank,sign,voice,xerox
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Broken? I just can't tell...

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awesome co-workers not,broken,copier,copy machine,cubicle fail,dickhead co-workers,hardware,lazy,malfunction,mess,paper signs,passive aggressive,sass,screw you,signage,wasteful,xerox
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It Feeds on Blood...Technician Blood...

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art,awesome,boredom,cartoon eyes,creativity in the workplace,cubicle boredom,cubicle prank,decoration,dragon,eyes,fire,fire breathing,flames,googly eyes,hardware,ingenuity,monster,photocopier,printer,sass,sculpture,Terrifying,wasteful,wiseass,xerox
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Insert Into Time Machine

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floppy disc,post it,sticky,time machine,xerox
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