But <i>Still</i> Nobody Changes It

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dead,spider,water cooler
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"Don't drink the water (There's a dead spider in it)."

had to put up this sign when I found a dead spider floating in the water cooler. The bad part is I noticed it AFTER I had two cups.

Its Always After Five Now

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basic instructions,beer,booze,boredom,clever,creativity in the workplace,cubicle boredom,drink the beer,drunk,drunks,gross,health code,ingenuity,mess,prank,sanitary,sass,water cooler,work smarter not harder
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Lots of Plans!

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comic,Savage Chickens,water cooler,weekend
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It's possible I exaggerate my weekend plans from time to time in order to make myself seem more exciting to coworkers. OKAY YOU GOT ME.

~OLJ

This Has Gone Too Far!

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charge,cup,free,water cooler
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$5.00 per month? That's a little too cheap. What are we, Socialists?

High Fructose Corn Syrup Cooler

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coca cola,soda,water cooler
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With my limited knowledge of Science, I'm having trouble not imagining all the carbonation collecting at the top, building pressure until the entire thing explodes.

Admittedly Things Got a Little Out of Hand

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Memes,water cooler,out of hand,monday thru friday,g rated
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Fun-Size Water Cooler

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cubicle prank,dasani,dumb,hardware,lazy,micro,not actually funny,office kitchen,passive aggressive,Sad,sass,tiny,water cooler,wiseass,wrong
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