I'm Overqualified!

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Only Respond if Your Neckline Is as Low as Our Apostrophes

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Modelwerk's: The agency that will not in any way treat you like anything less than a human being with qualities that go beyond your "cute face and nice body and nice butt and nice breast."

~OLJ

Compass Not Required, But Encouraged

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Found this ad on Craigslist....I didn't know that was considered a special skill

The Job Title Also Describes How You Feel and the Way You're Treated

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Qualifications for the Entry-Level Jobs Get Tougher Every Year

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Ask Me About My Bone-Gnawing Skills

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All of these requirements describe my normal interaction with strangers. I have no problem with this.

Oh, That Kind of Yard Work

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Probably going to trim hedges by hula-hooping a hula-hoop with razors on the edges.