Only Respond if Your Neckline Is as Low as Our Apostrophes

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Modelwerk's: The agency that will not in any way treat you like anything less than a human being with qualities that go beyond your "cute face and nice body and nice butt and nice breast."

~OLJ

Oh, That Kind of Yard Work

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Probably going to trim hedges by hula-hooping a hula-hoop with razors on the edges.

So That's Their "Secret"...

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Was searching for part-time jobs online and Victoria's Secret is hiring... though their requirements seem a bit drastic!

True that... you have to wonder if there's an intern at Victoria's Secret who was snickering as he wrote this, just like the people writing the 1,000s of headlines during the Anthony Weiner fiasco.