Our "Absurdity" Department Just Got a new Fellowship

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No Less Ridiculous than Any Other Office Job

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But First, Make Sure to Update Logout and then Log Out of Logout to Properly Log Out

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Windows programs: Hit close, program takes eight minutes to close because of junk scripts and bad memory issues.

Apple programs: Well, just take a look above.

Linux programs: Search on various internet forums to figure out how to close a program for twenty minutes, at which point you realize you forgot to add the extra .dll which adds the logout shortcut. Once installed, closes perfectly every time.

The Mild Let Go

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If they're going to fire you, the least they could do is get you some extra-spicy sauce to drown out your sorrows. The nerve...

-Water Cooler Chris

You Know, That Fuzzy Guy From IT? Yeah, That One.

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As Redditor onlyaginger put it: "Our co-worker thinks we won't work with him because he's black."

Hey Guys I Think We Should Broaden Our Platform

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This "sign" was in the closet of the break room.

Work: Serious Business

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