That Seems Reasonable

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I Give and I Give and I Give But You Take and You Take and You Take

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If you ain't no punk, holla "We want pre-nup!"

It's something that you need to have / 'cause when she leaves your ass she'll leave with half.

~Keats

Love is like a job that takes your money. Check out more bitter exes at Dating Fails!

Make Your Choice...

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Dear Maintenance, We Have A Major Crisis On Hand

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