This is a Velociraptor-Free Workplace

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Days since our last velociraptor-related accident: I'm not sure, but it's about to be zero.

Discrimination In The Workplace

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source: http://www.reddit.com/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu/comments/e71xo/workplace_discrimination/

A Little Jurassic Snark for You

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If provoked, the technicians WILL spit black pen ink into your eyes, rendering you blind.

Ask Me About My Bone-Gnawing Skills

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All of these requirements describe my normal interaction with strangers. I have no problem with this.