A Little Jurassic Snark for You

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If provoked, the technicians WILL spit black pen ink into your eyes, rendering you blind.

This is a Velociraptor-Free Workplace

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Days since our last velociraptor-related accident: I'm not sure, but it's about to be zero.

T-Rex Incidents Are Up to Five Days, Though!

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And don't even get me started on post-Cretaceous Period animals. Sabertooths, mammoths. Yeah.

We Lost Jim In "The Incident"

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Shoot it! SHOOT IT! Damn. Too late...sorry Kyle.

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By Don Williamson
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Kyle learned nothing from Jurassic Park.

Ask Me About My Bone-Gnawing Skills

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All of these requirements describe my normal interaction with strangers. I have no problem with this.

First Connecticut and Reptar. Now This?

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