If provoked, the technicians WILL spit black pen ink into your eyes, rendering you blind.
Days since our last velociraptor-related accident: I'm not sure, but it's about to be zero.
And don't even get me started on post-Cretaceous Period animals. Sabertooths, mammoths. Yeah.
Kyle learned nothing from Jurassic Park.
All of these requirements describe my normal interaction with strangers. I have no problem with this.
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