Capitalism at Its Finest!

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Capitalism at Its Finest!
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If necessity is the mother of invention...

... then drugs are the irresponsible babysitter of invention.

But They Said It Would Never Sink!

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But They Said It Would Never Sink!
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They should let it go to the bottom of the sea.

Why Samuel Beckett Wasn't a FedEx Driver

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Why Samuel Beckett Wasn't a FedEx Driver
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If Michael Bay ever did an updated, modernized version of Waiting for Godot, "Godot" would definitely be an express delivery van. That could transform into a giant cockroach. And explode on command.

~Office Lackey Jack

Are You Coming On to Me, Service Van?

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Are You Coming On to Me, Service Van?
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If you are, you aren't doing a very good job for it. "Vangina" is way too close to "Mangina," and we all know what twisted associations that brings up...