Here we have a guy who, for one reason or another, frickin' loves trains. In the video, he sees a particular model of train that he's been trying to find for a while, and practically flips out with pure, unabated ecstasy.
At first, I laughed at how pathetic it seemed that a guy could be this into trains. Then, I thought to myself:
"Who are you to make fun of him? He's happy, and he's not hurting anyone. What's your problem, me? You suck! You're a terrible filthy hobo of cynicism, and this guy's riding the Saratoga Express off to Cloud Nine."
Then I cried and ate a pound of Ben & Jerry's. The end.