"There's a space shuttle blocking the highway."
"Johnson, you must really think I'm stupid, don't you?"
If you find yourself late for work and/or stuck in morning traffic often, just pop one of these bad boys on your scooter. It's like the train scene in Inception, except a little less intimidating.
It's a literal traffic jam!
"Do иot woяяy my fяieиd. Just give light a little slap. Na zdoяovye!"