"The amount of time you will spend in traffic is directly related to the urgency of getting to your destination."
"Well why didn't you honk your horn?"
"Because I wasn't angry BEFORE it happened!"
The guy who brought the video to the authorities' attention must have had a really awkward time. "So, uh, I accidentally stumbled onto a certain website while I was, uh, browsing gift ideas for my, uh, wife..."
~Office Lackey Jack
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