Guy Puts a Train Horn on His Scooter

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If you find yourself late for work and/or stuck in morning traffic often, just pop one of these bad boys on your scooter. It's like the train scene in Inception, except a little less intimidating.

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Traffic's Going to Be a Little Backed Up Today

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Traffic's Going to Be a Little Backed Up Today
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Based on our estimates, we have you arriving at work at about... oh... 10:30 AM.

... on Thanksgiving Day...

Addendum to Jenning's Corollary

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Addendum to Jenning's Corollary
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"The amount of time you will spend in traffic is directly related to the urgency of getting to your destination."

"You Backed Right Into Me!"

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"You Backed Right Into Me!"
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"Well why didn't you honk your horn?" "Because I wasn't angry BEFORE it happened!"