If you find yourself late for work and/or stuck in morning traffic often, just pop one of these bad boys on your scooter. It's like the train scene in Inception, except a little less intimidating.
Based on our estimates, we have you arriving at work at about... oh... 10:30 AM.
... on Thanksgiving Day...
"There's a space shuttle blocking the highway."
"Johnson, you must really think I'm stupid, don't you?"
It's going to be a good day, I just know it!
"The amount of time you will spend in traffic is directly related to the urgency of getting to your destination."
"Well why didn't you honk your horn?"
"Because I wasn't angry BEFORE it happened!"
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