If you find yourself late for work and/or stuck in morning traffic often, just pop one of these bad boys on your scooter. It's like the train scene in Inception, except a little less intimidating.
Based on our estimates, we have you arriving at work at about... oh... 10:30 AM.
... on Thanksgiving Day...
"There's a space shuttle blocking the highway."
"Johnson, you must really think I'm stupid, don't you?"
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"The amount of time you will spend in traffic is directly related to the urgency of getting to your destination."
"Well why didn't you honk your horn?"
"Because I wasn't angry BEFORE it happened!"
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