Today in Things You Can't Do on the Job

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The guy who brought the video to the authorities' attention must have had a really awkward time. "So, uh, I accidentally stumbled onto a certain website while I was, uh, browsing gift ideas for my, uh, wife..."

~Office Lackey Jack

It's Gonna Be a Long Commute...

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"Sorry, Sir, I'm Going to Be Late to Work"

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"There's a space shuttle blocking the highway."

"Johnson, you must really think I'm stupid, don't you?"

Hello Irony, My Old Friend...

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Only in Australia

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Can substitute for "buggah," or if you're feeling cliché, "crikey!"

You Want Gridlock? Here's Gridlock!

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Apparition is Real

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