Get Outta the Way!

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"I'm gonna be late, jackass!"

You Don't Have to Rub It In!

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It's going to be a good day, I just know it!

Move! No, YOU Move!

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Umm... Umm... Umm... E-excuse Me?

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It's a literal traffic jam!

Addendum to Jenning's Corollary

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"The amount of time you will spend in traffic is directly related to the urgency of getting to your destination."

Traffic's Going to Be a Little Backed Up Today

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Based on our estimates, we have you arriving at work at about... oh... 10:30 AM.

... on Thanksgiving Day...

"Sorry, Sir, I'm Going to Be Late to Work"

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"There's a space shuttle blocking the highway."

"Johnson, you must really think I'm stupid, don't you?"