Get Outta the Way!

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Get Outta the Way!
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"I'm gonna be late, jackass!"

Traffic's Going to Be a Little Backed Up Today

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Traffic's Going to Be a Little Backed Up Today
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Based on our estimates, we have you arriving at work at about... oh... 10:30 AM.

... on Thanksgiving Day...

Addendum to Jenning's Corollary

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Addendum to Jenning's Corollary
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"The amount of time you will spend in traffic is directly related to the urgency of getting to your destination."