I you know what I mean...
We wiped out our old prices and flushed them away!
Or else I'll slide my fist up under your face!
"I hear he broke the cold water tap off the break room water cooler, and now it's suing him for sexual harassment. Tsk tsk, Thomas."
Some people ask me how I do it.
"Magic," I answer with a grin. "And prune juice. Lots and lots of prune juice."
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