"The office had Taco Bell CATER lunch? Well that explains quite a bit!"

You're speaking in H.R. again.

Just kidding. This is a follow up to what happened to that toilet with the snake in it.

The janitorial staff will hate you.

Who needs a toilet paper when you have snake.

Shakes and dries so you don't have to.

After posting passive-aggressive instructions on how to change the toilet paper roll, my coworkers still do THIS.