Poison-what?

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Perfectly understandable. The toilet paper is well-bred and -mannered and therefore has poise. It's very rude to wipe your ass with something so elegant.

~OLJ

Reach, Arm, Reach!

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With just a little cartoon physics, it's possible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDkyMLX87bA&feature=player_detailpage

I'll Never Let Go

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[Insert a thousand lines from a thousand movies where the characters find themselves in this situation. Seriously. Insert it. You can comment, go wild.]

Damn You, TP. Damn You.

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A terrible thing to contemplate while on the john.