Heck, Just Use it Up Before the Regular Paper

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I never get tired of saying this: Twilight sucks. There's probably a sizeable market of like-minded people out there who would be interested in an edition of Twilight where the story is printed on pages that are actually soft enough to use as toilet paper. Business idea!

~Office Lackey Jack

Poison-what?

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Perfectly understandable. The toilet paper is well-bred and -mannered and therefore has poise. It's very rude to wipe your ass with something so elegant.

~OLJ

Reach, Arm, Reach!

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With just a little cartoon physics, it's possible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDkyMLX87bA&feature=player_detailpage

I'll Never Let Go

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bathroom,drawings,faces,toilet paper
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[Insert a thousand lines from a thousand movies where the characters find themselves in this situation. Seriously. Insert it. You can comment, go wild.]