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I wonder if this is Ron Swanson's toilet paper.
A terrible thing to contemplate while on the john.
With our office relocation pending, supplies are becoming scarce.
4chan is at It Again With Their Trolling of iPhone Users
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This is The Most Appropriate Way to Watch Star Wars
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This Pun Was Months in the Making
I'd Like to Finish Off the Puzzle, Pat!
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