DIY Two-Ply

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bathroom,comic,rage comic,toilet paper,TP
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Or four-ply. Or eight-ply. Sixteen? Let's not get carried away.

Om Nom Nom

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bathroom,face,feed me,toilet paper
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Is that... is that really where the waste goes? Through the tube? Have I been misusing toilet paper all this time?

~OLJ

Heck, Just Use it Up Before the Regular Paper

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bathroom,toilet paper,twilight
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I never get tired of saying this: Twilight sucks. There's probably a sizeable market of like-minded people out there who would be interested in an edition of Twilight where the story is printed on pages that are actually soft enough to use as toilet paper. Business idea!

~Office Lackey Jack

Poison-what?

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bathroom,danger,misspell,poison,safety,toilet paper
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Perfectly understandable. The toilet paper is well-bred and -mannered and therefore has poise. It's very rude to wipe your ass with something so elegant.

~OLJ

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