From reddit user Tiwilager:
My coworker got married...so we put 600 balloons in his office.
What's that? You're complaining that we're posting too many poop jokes today? Relax, this one is only number two.
Or four-ply. Or eight-ply. Sixteen? Let's not get carried away.
Is that... is that really where the waste goes? Through the tube? Have I been misusing toilet paper all this time?