toilet paper

bathroom,toilet paper,twilight
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I never get tired of saying this: Twilight sucks. There's probably a sizeable market of like-minded people out there who would be interested in an edition of Twilight where the story is printed on pages that are actually soft enough to use as toilet paper. Business idea!

~Office Lackey Jack

bathroom,danger,misspell,poison,safety,toilet paper
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Perfectly understandable. The toilet paper is well-bred and -mannered and therefore has poise. It's very rude to wipe your ass with something so elegant.

~OLJ

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