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Yep, those two phrases usually follow each other in the span of 10 seconds flat.

~OLJ

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"Yeah, wine! Y'know, blood of Christ and all that?"

"... wine in a can, ma'am?"

"Uhh... the Lord works in mysterious ways okthanksbye!"

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Via: The Consumerist
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If a corporation does it, it's not robbery.