Have Pity

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If this doesn't stop your coworkers, nothing will and they are evil.

Good Deed Done for the Day

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Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.

Become a CEO, Steal, and Reap the Benefits of a Partial Legal System

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Become homeless and unemployed, steal, and get shafted out of proportion.

The Downside of Stealing in a Small Market

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"Hey Man, All I Wanted Was A Snickers..."

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Be Very Afraid!

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Theft of Chump Change

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It's like a white-collar Jean Valjean who has a job, but is still so poor that he has to steal energy bars in order to feed his family. He is hunted down relentlessly by coworker Javert.

~Office Lackey Jack