theft

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By Unknown
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Did anyone else see this and think of strippers? No? Never mind.

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By JT
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The thief helped the lunch owner dodge the TB bullet. They should be thanking them. :-)

Also, I can't imagine how serial lunch thieves wouldn't expect to contract a communicable disease eventually. Sooner or later their crimes will catch up to them.

~OLJ

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By Unknown
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It's like a white-collar Jean Valjean who has a job, but is still so poor that he has to steal energy bars in order to feed his family. He is hunted down relentlessly by coworker Javert.

~Office Lackey Jack

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By Unknown
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"Yeah, wine! Y'know, blood of Christ and all that?"

"... wine in a can, ma'am?"

"Uhh... the Lord works in mysterious ways okthanksbye!"

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