It's like a white-collar Jean Valjean who has a job, but is still so poor that he has to steal energy bars in order to feed his family. He is hunted down relentlessly by coworker Javert.
~Office Lackey Jack
Found on the fridge this morning
LOL! Balrogs are illiterate!
Become homeless and unemployed, steal, and get shafted out of proportion.
If this doesn't stop your coworkers, nothing will and they are evil.