And if you can't file it as a dependency, maybe you can count poor, starving co-workers as tax-deductible charities. #financejokesaresomuchfun
~Office Lackey Jack
"Yeah, wine! Y'know, blood of Christ and all that?"
"... wine in a can, ma'am?"
"Uhh... the Lord works in mysterious ways okthanksbye!"
Yep, those two phrases usually follow each other in the span of 10 seconds flat.
If a corporation does it, it's not robbery.
How does 50,000 volts of justice taste, b**?