Personally, I prefer a nice healthy card stock to clean up my angry office tears. It's absorbent, sturdy, and it wastes more company money!
-Water Cooler Chris
Ethod Man, perhaps?
For those of you who aren't Finnish, the power of Google Translate has told me that the sign means, roughly, "Welcome Back, Tom." Unless GT's notoriety for inaccuracy still holds true and it really means "Gold Triangle Fish Hockey."