I Can't Sleep Without at Least Four Warm Reams on Me

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Personally, I prefer a nice healthy card stock to clean up my angry office tears. It's absorbent, sturdy, and it wastes more company money!

-Water Cooler Chris

I'm Still in Recovery

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Oh Michael-from-The-Office, we'll miss you, even though we did nothing to commemorate your passing from the show. Now there was a missed opportunity.

~Office Lackey Jack