If people actually read the terms and conditions instead of lying about it, then Gamestation wouldn't have legally acquired the souls of 7,500 people last year.
Someone write it a EULAgy!
They left out the part where the big burly men show up at your front door with baseball bats and break your legs.
She's the only one out of all of us who reads the terms and conditions and she can't even read yet! We suck...