Preemptively Trolled

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Preemptively Trolled
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Before I could request that the website stop asking me to chat... I was disconected.

You Will Call Me By My First Name or Else

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You Will Call Me By My First Name or Else
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I'll bet he let it slide and pretended his name was "Speaking." That's what I would've done. #awkward

~OLJ

Why Don't You Get It? I Just Want It Fast, Like Yours, and I Don't Want to Pay Anything

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Why Don't You Get It? I Just Want It Fast, Like Yours, and I Don't Want to Pay Anything
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Hardware whizzing: sometimes it's less about MacGyver skills and more about your bank account.

~OLJ

Why IT Guys Go Crazy...

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Why IT Guys Go Crazy...
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It's good to know all is working! Thanks for wasting part of my life!

Your Server Is a Serial Murderer

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Your Server Is a Serial Murderer
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Error messages are starting to get too disturbing for those with delicate sensibilities. From now on, error messages should come in the form of cat pictures.