Applying for the 'Captain Obvious' Position

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"I see, Mr. Obvious. Now tell me why exactly you're applying for this position."

"Money!"

Could You Please Explain Your Rationale?

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The gustatory items placed in front of me released dopamine which in turn caused my sympathetic nervous system to initiate an appetitive stimulus response.

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