The Boss Will Never Notice

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By the time he catches on, I'll be far away from here.

Looks Like You're Canceling Your Night Plans Now

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Oooh if someone did that to me I'd ooooh why I'd ooooooh

Still pretty clever though.

~OLJ

Tee Emm Eye

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This note was left by one of the admins in my wife's office. Apparently no one ever told this admin's husband to wipe after using the restroom. This prompted everyone to disinfect everything that the admin touched.