Coat Hangers Are Half Off

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In a word's transition from verb to noun, there are often casualties.

~OLJ

Soon My Office Will Be Free of People

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A legit, promotional product by Kinzua. You can see the Kinzua Hornet killer behind it. Guaranteed to repel all annoying a-holes who gossip and steal your lunch!

This Week in Gloriously Uncreative Knockoff Brands...

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Inside they probably sell 2-liters of 6-Up soda and 99 Grand candy bars.

~Offce Lackey Jack

Is It Quittin' Time Yet?

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This is exactly how Mondays feel for everyone.