Okay Kids, Let's Learn the Alphabet!

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alphabet,c word,f word,letters,store
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Whoa, never mind, no alphabet today!

Open All The Time, Except When It's Not

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24 hours,closed,open 24 hours,sign,store,weekday,weekend
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24 Hours is a lot shorter than I remember.

Oh Snap, The Grocery Store's Getting Sassy!

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better for you,easy for you,grocery store,store
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This Week in Gloriously Uncreative Knockoff Brands...

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7-11,knockoff,retail,store
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Inside they probably sell 2-liters of 6-Up soda and 99 Grand candy bars.

~Offce Lackey Jack

Coat Hangers Are Half Off

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abort,abortion,cashier,comic,rage comic,retail,store,wrong word
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In a word's transition from verb to noun, there are often casualties.

~OLJ

We're Also Selling the Hope Diamond for a Tenner

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diamond,price,sign,store,value
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I Thought Rollback Meant Something Else

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