Sharon doesn't take kindly to other people using her coffee mug

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bike lock,coffee mug,stay away
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Sharon's resorting to extreme measures.

But it Goes So Well in my Coffee!

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coffee,g rated,M thru F,Office,stay away,urine sample
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You don't want gonorrhea do you? Then stay away from my damn ice cream.

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gonorrhea,ice cream,not for you,stay away
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More effective than the old-fashioned "put your name on it" method.