"Stoke me a Clipper, I'll be back for Christmas!"
If you can name what that's from, you're awesome.
...as explained by Star Wars.
He may be returning the phone, but he's keeping the sassy golden Kindle for now, even if it keeps adding "Oh dear!" to the end of every paragraph of Pride and Prejudice.
~Office Lackey Jack
Even if you miss, you'll... well, never mind. If you're a stormtrooper, you'll just miss, period.
Your sad devotion to parking in a red zone has not helped you conjure up a good excuse, Lord Vader! Or given you clairvoyance enough to talk your way out of-