"Stoke me a Clipper, I'll be back for Christmas!"
If you can name what that's from, you're awesome.
He may be returning the phone, but he's keeping the sassy golden Kindle for now, even if it keeps adding "Oh dear!" to the end of every paragraph of Pride and Prejudice.
~Office Lackey Jack
Even if you miss, you'll... well, never mind. If you're a stormtrooper, you'll just miss, period.
"Mr. Vader can be so thoughtless. It was my birthday yesterday and he didn't even notice!"