"Stoke me a Clipper, I'll be back for Christmas!"
If you can name what that's from, you're awesome.
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I guess the horrible interference wasn't the crappy intercom system's fault this time.
He may be returning the phone, but he's keeping the sassy golden Kindle for now, even if it keeps adding "Oh dear!" to the end of every paragraph of Pride and Prejudice.
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