Sorry About That

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Sorry About That
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The vending machine ate the last f* I gave.

Live Healthy, Live Well

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Live Healthy, Live Well
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Hurr durr but it has 2 percent of your daily value in some random vitamin that you can get from, like, a thousand more healthy foods. It must be good for me then!

One of These Things is Not Like the Others

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One of These Things is Not Like the Others
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Fun fact: In 1963, Friden Inc. released its EC-130 calculator model, one of the early prototypes for the modern calculator. Its price tag? $2,200.00. My how the times have changed...

Work through the Caffeine Jitters!

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Work through the Caffeine Jitters!
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Reddit user loveduckie writes,

My boss just left this on my desk... I don't think I'm going home tonight.