The vending machine ate the last f* I gave.
Hurr durr but it has 2 percent of your daily value in some random vitamin that you can get from, like, a thousand more healthy foods. It must be good for me then!
Fun fact: In 1963, Friden Inc. released its EC-130 calculator model, one of the early prototypes for the modern calculator. Its price tag? $2,200.00. My how the times have changed...
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My boss just left this on my desk... I don't think I'm going home tonight.
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Those Single Jerks Just Aren't Accepting of Your Dating Lifestyle!
HOW U LIEK DEM APPLEZ???
Watch Out, This Kid CLEARLY Doesn't Respect Authority
I Ear They Taste Good
Would It Kill Ya, To Get Some Croissants?
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